I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?